
After many sleepless nights and chewed up fingernails, I finally came up with the perfect solution to my guest post for Romp vs. Stomp: make my characters state their cases! It’s about them anyway, right? Right. So, without further ado, I give you my urban fantasy characters Ruby and Sean from the CAGED series, as well as Khara and Oz from my soon to be released UNBORN series (which debuts on August 26th…that will be my only shameless plug, I promise).
Enjoy the shenanigans 🙂
Amber: “So, I’m glad you guys all agreed to do this for me. Hopefully it won’t take us too long.”
They all look around the room at one another with incredulous expressions, except for Khara, who remained impassive as always.
Ruby: “Umm…Amber? You kinda made us do this.”
Sean: “Nobody makes me do anything.” His tone was a warning, letting me know that I’d better do my best not to push him too far. My guess was that Ruby told him to be on his best behavior. Even those that Stomp for a living (and have for centuries), still have a soft spot for someone.
Oz: “Christ,” he said, rolling his eyes. “This is going to be a long afternoon.”
Amber: “Anyway…here’s the question: Do Romp and Stomp have to be separate abilities or can they coexist?” I asked, holding my breath that a fight wouldn’t break out between the two alpha males silently mad-dogging each other from across the room.
Oz: “I can’t speak for anyone else here, but I’m pretty certain that I excel at both,” he bragged, prying his narrowed eyes away from Sean just long enough to wink smugly at Khara. “Isn’t that right, new girl?”
Everyone turned their attention to Khara, who simply lifted her unamused gaze to Oz before dropping it back toward me.
Amber: “Khara, do you want to add anything?”
Khara: “Fighting and fornicating are two separate but distinct skills, both of which are important in the art of war. Battles can be waged in the bedroom—sometimes more effectively—as well as on the battlefield,” she explained, her detached expression unfaltering. “Strategy is everything. One must capitalize on all their assets to achieve victory.”
Oz: “You see why I keep her around?” Oz said mockingly. “You never know what’s going to come out of her mouth.”
Amber: “Sean? Ruby? Do either of you have anything to add?” I reluctantly asked.
Ruby: “I think Khara is right, in a weird and sort of creepy way,” she replied, eyeing the dark-haired beauty from across the room. “The two are not necessarily mutually exclusive. However, that said, I think romping is something that comes naturally to most whereas stomping is a gift that only a select few truly possess.”
Amber: “And do you possess it?”
Ruby: “Well, yes. And no. But mostly yes,” she stammered, looking up and to the right as though the corner or the dimly lit room held the answer she was searching for. Sean sighed heavily as she did.
Sean: “Ruby’s situation is a bit…complicated in that manner,” he said, turning his piercing green eyes to me. Suddenly, his answer seemed far less important. “I won’t speak to the specifics of why for many reasons, not the least of which is the unsavory being sitting across from me…”
Oz waved then blew Sean a kiss to taunt him. I gripped the edge of my seat, waiting for Sean to snap and tear both Oz and the room apart. Luckily for me, Ruby placed her hand calmly on Sean’s knee, and the tension in the room abated, if only slightly.
Sean: “But I can speak to Ruby’s ability in the bedroom,” he continued, a Cheshire cat smile overtaking his countenance. “And it does not disappoint.” Ruby lifted her hand from his leg to slap him in the arm, not entirely playfully. The deathly-pale blonde’s cheeks were flushed with embarrassment.
Ruby: “I can’t believe you said that,” she whispered to him.
Amber: “I can’t believe he did either.”
Khara: “Have we provided you with the answer you needed,” Khara interjected. “Or do you require further elaboration?”
Oz: “Anxious to get out of here, new girl?” Oz asked with genuine curiosity. “We could always go back to my room and test out your abilities in both categories.”
Amber: “Oh boy…”
Sean: “I think you have all you need,” he said, getting up out of his seat. He took Ruby’s hand and gently pulled her up from hers.
Ruby: “Good luck in the competition,” she called out over her shoulder as Sean all but dragged her from the room. “Go Stomp!”
The door slams behind them.
Khara: “Yes,” Khara agreed, getting up from her chair. “I hope you do well in this genre duel.”
As she walked out, Oz got up to follow, stopping just shy of the door to turn back and look at me, his striking features and warm brown eyes, stopping my heart for a beat…or ten.
Oz: “And if you lose and need consoling,” he said with a wink. “You’ll know where to find me.”
[author] [author_image timthumb=’on’]http://rabidreads.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Amber-Lynn-Natusch.jpg[/author_image] [author_info]
If you’re dying to know more about me, allow me to put you at ease. I’m a sharp-tongued, sarcastic cancer, who loves vegetable smoothies, winter storms, and the word “portfolio”. I should NEVER be caffeinated, and require at least eight hours of sleep to even resemble a human being. At thirty-four, I just now feel like I can keep a straight face while saying the word “rectum” (which is actually a huge lie because I just laughed out loud while reading this to my husband). I live with my iPod firmly affixed to my body, drive too fast, and laugh/cry at inappropriate times.
At the end of every novel I’ll be attempting to recreate this magic with more random facts about me.

Born into mystery. Shackled to darkness…
Khara has spent centuries discovering everything about the Underworld―except her place in it. But when she’s ripped from her home, solving the riddle of her origins becomes more important than ever. With evil stalking her through the dark alleys of Detroit, she finds salvation from an unlikely source: a group of immortal warriors sworn to protect the city. Khara needs their help to unravel the tangled secrets of who and what she is—secrets many seem willing to kill for. But time is running out, and the closer she gets to the truth, the closer necessity binds her to an arrogant fallen angel.
Can their shaky alliance withstand that which threatens her, or will her soul fall victim to the unholy forces that hunt her―those that seek the Unborn?
From the author of the bestselling Caged series comes a pulse-pounding new series of supernatural romance.
Visit The Book Nympho to read today’s ROMP post by Kelly Meade, then VOTE for your fav!

Fighting & fornicating & The Art of War… So true! Women can win/lose wars for men via the bedroom. Cool points peeps!
Braine recently posted…DNF: Zomburbia by Adam J. Gallardo
Glad you agree!
It’s a women’s world I tells ya! Men just haven’t realized it yet. 😉
Not familiar with this author, but I am familiar with the narrator. The story looks great. I would love to win a copy of the audiobook. I’ll be more likely to listen than to read, these days.
Melanie Simmons recently posted…Twist Audiobook by Dannika Dark (review)
I’ve read the first few installments in this series, and really enjoyed them. The main character is a werewolf, so how could I not!
Okay I seriously need to meet Oz and Sean!
kindlemom1 recently posted…WoW Pick of the Week
I’ve met Sean, but Oz is new to me. Can’t wait to make his acquaintance!
Cute! Your characters sound like a lot of fun.
Amber e-mailed me all worried that her post was too long, and I was like change NOTHING! It’s perfect. 🙂
I want! I want to meet these characters. Thanks for the chance 🙂
Loupe Duffy recently posted…Twist Audiobook by Dannika Dark (review)
It’s an audiobook giveaway too which is right up your alley! Good luck. 🙂
Thanks for the shenanigans with Sean, Khara & Oz! I have this one my tbr list and can’t wait for unborn 🙂
Thanks for stopping by, I hope you voted STOMP!
Oh I can’t enter, sad me
blodeuedd recently posted…The Coldest Girl in Coldtown – Holly Black
Audible sucks for international peeps. Sorry! 🙁
Thanks again, Carmel! This was totally fun 🙂
Thanks for participating!! It was great having you back.
I lovvvve this post, and the cover for UNBORN is gorgeous. The book sounds like so much fun. Great post, Carmel and Amber!
Hafsah recently posted…PAPER THINGS by Jennifer Richard Jacobson (WoW #214)
Thank you!
Thanks, Hafsah, I’m always happy to add to your TBR pile. Hehe
*snort* Strategy is everything. Take ’em down!
Mary recently posted…Pre-Squee: Red Queen by Victoria Aveyard
GO STOMP!!!
LOL, go Oz. I like the ones who have the confidence they can both stomp AND romp 😉
Confidence is definitely key, but being well-rounded in both Stomp & Romp helps too!
Sean and Oz sounds (so hot) like my type of male characters! haha and I agree that both stomping and romping are important in the art of war, although I’m still on Team Stomp. Great post!
Dea S. recently posted…Playlist & Giveaway: A Little Something Different by Sandy Hall
Did you just find your latest fictional crush? 😉 Thanks for voting!
Awesome post! I don’t know these characters but I loved the banter back and forth. Thanks for introducing me to the author. Sucks I can’t enter the giveaway 🙁
Chanzie recently posted…Mini Book Review: Shadow Days (Nightshade #0.5) by Andrea Cremer
Caged goes on sale fairly regularly, so keep your eyes peeled. Sorry about the giveaway; audiobooks are tricky…
Caged is currently FREE in the UK only. It might be free in a couple other countries because of an Apple price match that never got updated. Not sure if that helps, but I thought it might be worth mentioning 🙂 Unborn in through my publisher, so I have zero control over the pricing on that one.
I was going to say “I always need further elaboration” but then I remembered how tired I get sometimes when people ramble on lol – so this might have been just right.
OZ sounds pretty cocky.
Tabitha (Not Yet Read) recently posted…Review: Storm Siren by Mary Weber
No one likes a rambler! Amber went a little over her word count, but I’m ok with that because it can be hard to reel your characters in sometimes. Hehe
Fun character interview
I’m glad that you enjoyed it! 🙂
Omigosh! I loved that!! And not only do I now want to be better acquainted with the characters, but I SO vote STOMP! 😉
Thanks for your support, Brandee! Amber & I appreciate it!
OMG! I just realized this is for an audiobook! I love audios! TU!
It sure is! Good luck! 😀