No man can do it quite like a fictional one. He is practically made to measure, every sex scene is like a fictional drive thru, you order exactly what you want and it comes to you steamin’ hot with the bonus that you don’t even have to feel guilty about ordering that extra large…milkshake. You just have to sit back and enjoy ever lick, suck and bite as the sexy vampire, demon, werewolf fulfills your every secret desire that, lets face it may be physically impossible for your other half to perform.
Why bother engrossing your self in a gore filled action scene when there are much pleasanter ways to get your blood pumping and will always lead you to a happy ending with the bonus of not having to avoid the wet spot afterwards. It’s a no brainer, why try beating up grotesque demons, when you can flick over and give your favourite sexy demon a horn job? Lets get our Romp on!
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Book blogger @ Under the Covers, I love all things romance and fantasy, PNR, Historicals, UF, you name it I probably like it!! Some of my favorite series include: J.R. Ward’s Black Dagger Brotherhood, Ilona Andrews Kate Daniels series, Kresley Coles Immortals After Dark and Sarah Addison Allens Sugar Queen.
Stomp post before you vote:
Stomp or Romp?
Made me smile.
ROTFL! Totally agree!
Couldn’t have said it better myself!
Lol some lovescenes in a book are nice, but I want to read the book for the story, the action, the adventure. So give me a kick ass heroine and hero every day 🙂
Looks like we have a TEAM STOMP person here. LOL