Hold Me Like a Breath by Tiffany Schmidt
Series: Once Upon a Crime Family #1
Published by Bloomsbury USA Childrens
Published on: May 19 2015
Genres: Young Adult
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In Penelope Landlow's world, almost anything can be bought or sold. She's the daughter of one of the three crime families controlling the black market for organ transplants. Because of an autoimmune disorder that causes her to bruise easily, Penny is considered too "delicate" to handle the family business, or even to step foot outside their estate.
All Penelope has ever wanted is independence-until she's suddenly thrust into the dangerous world all alone, forced to stay one step ahead of her family's enemies. As she struggles to survive the power plays of rival crime families, she learns dreams come with casualties, betrayal hurts worse than bruises, and there's nothing she won't risk for the people she loves.
Perfect for fans of Holly Black and Kimberly Derting, this first book in the stunning new Once Upon a Crime Family series from acclaimed author Tiffany Schmidt will leave readers breathless.
The first thing that struck me about this book was the title: HOLD ME LIKE A BREATH.
There are a lot of different ways you can hold someone, and I’ve heard innumerable similes in that regard, but never that one . . . “like a breath.”
You hold your breath like it’s yours, like it belongs to you, b/c it does. And whether you’re holding your breath b/c you’re underwater or b/c smelly things or for any other reason, you’re fighting yourself, b/c your natural inclination is to breathe.
So for someone else to hold you like a breath . . . they would have to think that they own you, and they would have to stifle you, b/c as the breath that’s being held . . . your greatest wish is to escape . . . to be free.
Unsurprisingly, the title is appropriate, and for more reasons than I expected.
I’m really not sure what to do with this book . . . It’s been called YA fantasy and a retelling of a fairy tale, and if the author herself hadn’t referred to it as such in her note at the end of the book, I’d have thought it was another marketing misfire: grasping at straws and tangential connections to make the book appealing to a broader demographic.
However, regardless of Schmidt’s intent, only the flimsiest connections keep this story from being a standard YA contemporary romance, or maybe a romantic suspense. Even with the references to Once Upon a Mattress, which I’ve seen performed and very much enjoyed, it completely escaped me that HOLD ME LIKE A BREATH was supposed to be a retelling of The Princess and the Pea.
About two-thirds of the way in I finally caved and skimmed a few early reviews, one of which clued me in . . .
In hindsight, I can see it . . . a little bit . . . b/c Penny Landlow (our heroine) has an autoimmune disease, and at its nastiest, laying on a (dried or frozen) pea could literally leave a bruise. It also helps that as far as fairy tales go, THE PRINCESS AND THE PEA is pretty
There’s nothing fantastical about having an autoimmune disease, and the singular aspect in which this world diverges from reality has to do with illegal organ transplants and the mafia-style families that govern them (also not fantastical), and that, in my humble opinion does not a “fantasy” make.
In fact, there’s almost an entire subgenre of contemporary romance that fixates on Bad Boy mafia men, and there are no more aspirations of being shelved as fantasy with them then there are in the love-me-I’m-famous (movie/rock star) category. At best I’d call this a modern retelling à la Baz Luhrman’s Romeo + Juliet. But that’s not a fair comparison either, b/c Baz Luhrman’s ROMEO + JULIET is the best modern retelling EVER.
And this . . . well, the story was fairly predictable. There was only one key plot point that I didn’t guess in advance (but even there I half guessed it), and some of the betrayals felt a bit OTT, as did the almost horror movie vibe b/c Bad Guy won’t die. I also like a bit less tragedy and a bit more hope in my YA reads . . .
There’s a reason I don’t read romances in which one of the characters is a ghost, and that reason is that a HEA is impossible. Plus it’s just painful to watch. It’s similarly painful to watch Penny b/c she’s so damn breakable. Admittedly, this scenario is slightly different, b/c she’s sick, not dead, and there was a definite hint of a cure if she’s brave enough to risk it, but this being YA, it probably won’t happen until the very last second of the very last book, so be prepared for that.
HOLD ME LIKE A BREATH by Tiffany Schmidt is less fairy tale retelling, more YA romance. If I had known that going into it, I probably would have enjoyed it more. That being said, taken as what it is, it’s not bad. A sheltered heroine who is determined to stand on her own two feet and a frog-turned-prince kept me entertained, and unlike me, you can read it with more realistic expectations. Recommended if you enjoy YA romance and the “family” life.
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I’m gonna be skipping this one for sure because A) YA romances per se are not really my thing, at all and very rarely I enjoy them and B) As a nurse working with haematological patients that has treated MANY patients with the same autoimmune illness that the main character suffers here, I know it’s gonna bother me VERY much when it’s used as an excuse and not addressed properly…
Great review Jessica, at least it got 3 stars!
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I had no idea this was meant to be a retelling either. It does sound a bit intense- and not in a great way – but I appreciate your honest thoughts! The summary made me think more of Romeo and Juliet too.
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This was supposed to be a retelling? I had no idea. Of course, I DNFed it because I couldn’t stand the male MCs (including the brother) and the plot did not catch my attention (though I picked it up because I *did* like the premise. Alas.). It just read as if it was trying to be too much at once with not a whole lot of focus to hold it together.
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Not my cup of tea though I do know a teenager that would probably eat this up 🙂
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I know right now that this would be the wrong book for me. Retellings and I just don’t get along, and this has several issues that are more or less dealbreakers for me. The ghost thing is one of mine, too, and sick, powerless protagonists are a close second.
I really love the whole mafia family concept behind this and the premises sounds like it would just be so much fun. Even though this wasn’t perfect, I do love how unique it is overall even if it didn’t completely pan out like most people were hoping it would. I do think I would like to read this someday. Maybe after the second book comes out and hopefully wows everyone.
Great review Jessica!
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I wondered about this one and almost got it to review but I didn’t and now I think I am glad. I so don’t get even from the description how it would be Princess and the Pea..lol. I am learning that a lot of authors take a vague look at a fairy tell and call it a retelling. 🙁 I think cause retellings are so popular they want in on it.
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I’ve been so many mixed reviews on this one, I am not sure if I want to read it. It doesn’t immediately pop out at me though, so…
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Grat review, thank you! I would have thought “hold me like a breath” to mean hold me very carefully or I will leave you, or break, or something like that. Not to be possessive.
I don’t think it is a book for me.
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I don’t think this one is for me.
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Too bad about that gorgeous cover! Yours, unfortunately, is not the first not entirely complimentary review I’ve read about this one. Everyone seems to have expected more, and everyone agrees on the flimsiness of the novel in general. It’s pity, because the potential is right there, in the blurb…
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I was in, then I was out, cos of the more ya romance thing
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I’m less sure about the mafia aspect than the autoimmune parts. I like books that sort of demystify and perhaps even magicify (it’s a word… I just made it up) a disorder a child has no control over. It is a hard balance between that and exploitation, however. Still, this just feels like it almost achieves what it wants but doesn’t quite get there.
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ohhh my love. my darling. ive hungered for your touch…
good point! unless you’re both dead but then again how can you consummate your love if you don’t have solid, working parts.
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Like your perspective on the title. Very enlightening, and maybe a bit ominous. Lol.
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I didn’t really realize going in that it was a retelling either, but I enjoyed some elements more than you did, but I can totally see where you are coming from
Yes! Baz Lurhman’s R&J is THE best! *sigh* It’s a shame this isn’t being sold for what it really is. I still might give it a go – eventually – since i now know. Great review, Jessica!
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YA fantasy? That’s really not what I expected at all either. Just from reading reviews, I’m getting a pretty good idea of what this story is about, and so far the predictability and the mafia family stuff doesn’t really interest me. Auto immune disease is a scary thing, but I mean laying on a frozen pea? That’s pretty loose. Great review Jessica!
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